Okay. This is probably one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me. Be ready for great misfortune.

It’s some sort of celebrity look-alike week on Facebook, and, wanting to join in on the fun, I went to http://www.myheritage.com, where there is a fun little match-up game. It’s simple. You upload a picture of yourself, and the website matches you with celebrities whose faces look like yours.

Vanity, of course, led me to upload what I think is the prettiest picture of me that I have.

from my wedding day -- not bad, right?

This is who I’m supposed to look like.

Dan. Flippin’. Aykroyd.

Really, Internet? Really? I mean . . . Seriously?